Month: July 2019

Once upon a Time there was a Hitler

1. Hitler created a public image as a celibate man without a domestic life, dedicated entirely to his political mission and the nation.
2. Hitler was a strict vegetarian.
3. Hitler’s followers thought of him as a man without vice.
4. Hitler’s supporters could not tolerate any criticism of him.
5. Hitler used to think that people of certain religion were enemies of the country.
6. Hitler used to paint and sell colours in his childhood.
7. All the means of publicity, newspapers, magazines were devoted to publicise Hitler.
8. Hitler crushed all Labour movements.
9. Hitler used to call his rivals anti-nationals/traitors.
10. Hitler had joined the Nazi party as an ordinary worker and went to top finishing all his rivals and became leader of the party sidelining seniors in the party.
11. Hitler had come to power campaigning that he would end all problems in a jiffy.
12. After Hitler came to power he could not manage to end any problems, but he certainly managed to destroy Germany.
13. Hitler came up with a slogan — Good Times will come!
14. When Hitler went to the German Parliament for the first time after election victory he cried profusely.
15. Hitler had come to power lying.
16. Hitler used to love dressing up and look good.
17. Hitler had the consummate art of making lies look like truth.
18. Hitler always used to say, I, me, I, me, I, me.
19. Hitler used to love giving speeches and monologues on Radio.
20. Hitler in his speeches used to call audience “friends”.
21. Hitler used to love getting photographed.
22. Hitler was extremely business friendly, he had a history of giving subsidies to his crony capitalist buddies, land and amenities were available to them at fraction of price.
23. Hitler’s used to depend on Heinrich Himmler to complete his dirty work like murders, killing, rioting, ethnic cleansing, etc. Himmler was a short and fat man who wore round glasses. Unlike Hitler, Himmler was married with kids and had better education than Hitler.
24. Hitler’s party was called Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (normal English rules would abbreviate it as NDA not Nazi).

P.S: This post is just and just about Hitler. If this post feels like it has any resemblance to anybody else except Hitler, you can blame it on your own imagination.